Looking for SlapMac for Windows?

There's no Windows version of SlapMac — and there probably never will be. Slap detection relies on the accelerometer built into Apple Silicon MacBooks (M1, M2, M3, M4). Windows laptops don't have this sensor.

But if you have a Mac...

SlapMyMac is the best slap app available. More features than SlapMac, half the price, and honestly more unhinged.

What you get:

9 reaction voices with 160+ clips
Lid Drama — 30+ sounds when you move the screen
Fake Damage — cracked glass overlay accumulates
Port Sounds — moans when you plug/unplug USB
Force feedback, pain threshold control, mercy mode

All for $2.99 one time. No subscription. Every future update free.

Download SlapMyMac for Mac

Requires macOS 14+ (Sonoma) and Apple Silicon (M1 or later). Sorry, Intel Macs and Windows laptops — your machines don't have souls.