Slap your MacBook.
It screams back.
Your laptop has feelings now. Slap it, move the lid, and hear it react with 142+ sounds. We're serious.
Download for MacmacOS 14+ (Sonoma) · Apple Silicon M1+ required
Your laptop has feelings now. Slap it, move the lid, and hear it react with 142+ sounds. We're serious.
Download for MacmacOS 14+ (Sonoma) · Apple Silicon M1+ required
Hear it
Every slap plays a random clip from the pack you choose. Try them.
Two sensors
The accelerometer feels every tap, slap, and smack. Volume scales with force — soft tap is a whisper, full slap is chaos.
The lid angle sensor tracks every degree. Open, close, wiggle — each movement triggers a different sound.
Creaks, engines, instruments, direction‑aware playback. Nobody else does this.
All sounds
Click a pack to hear what it sounds like and read the description.
Ouch. Ow. Hey, that hurts! Classic pain energy. The default for a reason.
Roadmap
8 voice packs, 142+ clips, lid sounds, direction-aware engines, instruments, menu bar sliders.
Custom sound packs — import your own MP3s. Record your cat, your boss, your ex.
Launch at login, global shortcut, auto-updates.
Visual reactions — screen flash, menu bar animations, shake-specific sounds.
FAQ
Probably not — but we're not lawyers. SlapMyMac uses the built-in accelerometer and lid sensor, no hardware mods. That said, if you slap hard enough to crack your screen, that's on you.
No. SlapMyMac requires an M1+ MacBook because it reads the built-in accelerometer and lid angle sensor, which aren't available on Intel Macs.
Not yet — but it's on the roadmap. For now you get 142+ clips across 8 voice packs plus 30+ lid sounds, which is more than enough to annoy everyone around you.
Barely. SlapMyMac polls the sensors at low frequency and uses less energy than most menu bar apps. When paused, it uses essentially nothing.
No. The detection pipeline uses multiple algorithms that vote on whether a real slap happened. Typing, closing the lid gently, or bumping your desk won't trigger it — unless you crank the sensitivity to max.
No slapping needed! Lid sounds respond purely to screen movement. Open → creak or engine start. Close → engine shutdown. Back and forth → play instruments. It's a completely separate feature.
No. This is a Mac-only experience. Windows laptops don't have feelings.
$2.99 one time. Lifetime access. No subscription ever.
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